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Thorfinn the Nicest Viking: What’s Your Dragon Name?

Posted on 12/04/2019 in Fun Stuff

The dragon sighed, a long, sad sigh full of misery.

“I am no longer the Grrreat Dragon. I’m jussst plain old Hazel.”

“Hazel?” asked Thorfinn.

“Hazel wasss my original name. Oh yesss, we all have normal names, we dragonsss.
My ffffather was Edward, my mother was Jennifer.”

“Well,” said Thorfinn. “I think Hazel is a perfectly lovely name, and I intend to call you
that from now on.”

Do you know your dragon name? Follow these simple steps to find out!

1. What’s your first name? The first part of your dragon name is exactly the same. Simple!

2. What month were you born? Use that to find the second part of your fiery title:

January: the Castle-Scorcher of…
February: the Helmet-Roaster of…
March: the Flame-Belcher of…
April: the Bridge-Melter of…
May: the Granny-Griller of…
June: the Ash-Farter of…
July: the Fire-Vomiter of…
August: the Bottom-Barbecuer of…
September: the Axe-Swallower of…
October: the Cave-Stinker of…
November: the Sky-Warrior of…
December: the Pants-Burner of…

3. Where were you born? Use that to find the third part of your awesome alias.

4. Add the three parts together to get your dragon name!

FOR EXAMPLE: David MacPhail was born in May in Greenock so he becomes…

We’d love to hear all your deadly dragon names! Share with us on Twitter using #DreadfulDragon!


About Thorfinn the Nicest Viking

Prepare yourself for the wrath of the Norsemen! That is, if you don’t mind and it’s not too inconvenient…

Everyone knows Vikings are ruthless barbarians whose idea of a good time involves pillaging, plundering and feasting. But Thorfinn is no ordinary Viking! He is always polite and happily offers to wash the dirty dishes. Too bad his dad is Harald the Skull-Splitter, Village Chief and the roughest and toughest Viking of them all.

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