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Velda’s Viking Longship Name Generator

Posted on 06/05/2021 in Fun Stuff

Like Velda and The Mangy Mutt, every awesome Viking needs a longship name that will make all enemies wet their pants. Velda’s Viking Longship Name Generator will help you to find yours…

  1. Part 1: On what day of the month were you born? Use the list below to find the first part of your longship name!
    1. 1 -Burping
    2. 2 – Whiffy
    3. 3 – Grotty
    4. 4 – Scabby
    5. 5 – Ratty
    6. 6 – Grumpy
    7. 7 – Whining
    8. 8 – Smelly
    9. 9 – Soggy
    10. 10 – Moaning
    11. 11 – Pooping
    12. 12 – Stinky
    13. 13 – Shabby
    14. 14 – Sulky
    15. 15 – Belching
    16. 16 – Rotting
    17. 17 – Farting
    18. 18 – Crabby
    19. 19 – Puking
    20. 20 – Mouldy
    21. 21 – Pongy
    22. 22 – Crusty
    23. 23 – Whingeing
    24. 24 – Manky
    25. 25 – Reeking
    26. 26 – Musty
    27. 27 – Slimy
    28. 28 – Grouchy
    29. 29 – Scruffy
    30. 30 – Grimy
    31. 31 – Moody
  2. Part 2: In which month were you born? Use that to find the second part of your longship’s name.
    1. January: Dragon
    2. February: Warrior
    3. March: Raider
    4. April: Wolf
    5. May: Marauder
    6. June: Falcon
    7. July: Hawk
    8. August: Vulture
    9. September: Serpent
    10. October: Kraken
    11. November: Demon
    12. December: Invader

For example, David MacPhail’s birthday is 22nd May, so his longship’s name is The Crusty Marauder!

What’s your longship’s name? Let us know on Twitter: @DiscoverKelpies #VeldasVikingLongships

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